Cart Cleanse - Avatar Roast – Visual Annihilation Edition

Upload a receipt. Choose a face. Get roasted on-screen.

This is the most disrespectful form of nutritional feedback ever unleashed — now with a talking avatar delivering it straight to your face (or someone else’s).

What’s included:

• 🔥 A fully customized 60–90 second roast video
• 🎭 Delivered by a realistic, talking avatar
• 🧾 Based entirely on your actual grocery receipt
• 🗣️ Written individually — no templates, no recycling, just raw truth
• 📬 Delivered straight to your inbox within 48 hours

🎭 Choose Your Avatar:

1. Upload Your Own Face
   • Roast yourself with yourself — your face, your shame.
2. Motivational Lookalike
   • Want the roast delivered by someone who inspires you (think: Goggins, Jocko, Rocky)? Say the word — we’ll build the vibe.
3. Funny Face Option
   • Roast delivered by your uncle, your best mate, or your childhood football coach. Upload a photo and let the disrespect begin.

All avatars are lip-synced and visually expressive — your roast will be felt in the soul.

📩 After Purchase

You’ll be redirected to a secure form where you can upload:

• Your receipt
• Your avatar face photo (optional)
• Your email address
• 📝 Any special notes or context you'd like us to include — inside jokes, tone preferences, or who the roast is for

Every roast script is written from scratch and tailored to you, your habits, and your story. This isn’t generic. It’s personal. It’s brutal. It’s yours.

💪 Perfect for:

• A savage birthday or gag gift
• Calling yourself out with zero sugar-coating
• Roasting your gym bro, partner, or dad

🕒 Delivery Time

Delivered within 48 hours of uploading your info.
Look out for an email — your roast will arrive locked, loaded, and lip-synced.